So.
I have a good friend named
Brad.
He's kind of a blog
whore.
Kind of is an
understatement.
He
creeps into our friend's blogs at random times.
He's
proud of it.
But.
He keeps asking me to
blog about him.
Actually.
Begging. ;]
Anyways.
I decided to blog about him.
And.
Since he's
19.
I decided to tell you the
Top 19 Reasons why I'm NOT going to miss Brad Dorius when he leaves for Korea.
Buckle up.
19. Obviously Brad isn't a good
talker. All he does is
text. He never calls to talk to me. Or Skypes me. Not like he sends me
nice texts either. He wouldn't send me something like "I like your hair though. It's nice."
18. Brad doesn't like
John Mayer. Not like he went to the
best concert of my life with me or anything. Not like we
bond over his songs. Yeah. Not at all.
17. Brad can't play the
ukelele. He sucks at it in fact. He never carries it around or brings it on his trips. He can't play cool songs like
Misery or
Jack Johnson or anything.
16. Brad can't play the
guitar. And cause he doesn't like John Mayer, he doesn't play his songs either.
15. Brad can't play the
piano either. Not like he plays songs so
beautifully that it moves you to tears. Or plays cute songs that touch your
soul. Let's just end this argument here and say that Brad isn't
musical.
14. Tennis. Please. Brad can't play tennis. I beat him all the time. His serve has
zero spin and no kick. And we don't talk for
5 hours and get sunburned after it or anything.
13. Brad is so
NOT good at
Biology. He can't help with my homework or understanding lectures or anything. He's
useless in that department.
12. Les Miserables? Yeah. Brad hasn't ever heard of that play. We couldn't be friends because he would hate the music. And he wouldn't connect with
Eponine at all. Yep. No way.
11. You know that movie
Inception? It's not like we saw that
2 times. It didn't become our favorite movie. And the
top didn't topple over. It's true. Just saying.
10. Brad goes to bed so early. He's never seen what life looks at at
3 in the morning. He always goes to bed at midnight. He needs his
beauty sleep. Obviously.
9. Brad hates
Krave. His spits it out every time we go there. We never eat there. Well. When I lived down there.
8. BYU? Yeah. Brad hates it. He is so
anti-BYU. We have BYU
fights. He is pro-Utah. Nothing bad about that. But it's just not BYU.
7. Brad went skydiving and didn't take me.
Enough said.
6. Along with not liking BYU, Brad hates the color
blue. Which happens to be the color that I have the most of. My
eyes are blue too. We don't click at all on color combos.
5. Brad can't handle
Lady GaGa. And her
awesomeness.
4. Brad isn't involved in the
gospel or anything. He wasn't on
Seminary Council or anything. Not like he has cool quotes or other stuff.
3. NEVER ask Brad for advice. It sucks. It doesn't
apply to anything. Really. He told me once to give a weekend of college and
stay home to do homework and catch up. Yeah. Right.
2. Brad doesn't make special trips up to
Provo to visit us. He doesn't come up and go to
Conference with me. Cause he's not spiritual remember? He doesn't like to hang with us here at
BYU. Or anything. How
boring. All he does is
work.
And the
number one reason I won't miss Brad Dorius?
1. I didn't get to know Brad this summer
at all. I didn't develop a good
friendship with him. He didn't become one of my
best friends or anything. I didn't have some of my best
moments with him. We didn't have any
memories. Not like he was involved in the best
summer of my life. I didn't find out about myself at all by being his friend. And I didn't make a
lifetime friend. At all.
So Brad.
Thanks for
nothing.
Here's your
blog from me.
Hope you
enjoy.
...chelle..
